Navy Says Aviators Can No Longer Command Amphibious Warships; Aviators Devastated to Learn Ship Cannot Go Faster When You Push the Throttle Harder
“Iron Major” Channels Tony Stark, Still Doesn’t Have a Suit, Somehow Worse
C-17 Makes Emergency Landing After In-Flight Espresso Machine Breaks
Sergeant Major Dumbfounded When “Dog and Pony Show” Becomes Actual Dog and Pony Show
Marines Clueless When Female Marine Screams “It’s Hot As Balls”
