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Infantry Branch Upset After Failing to Receive Mother’s Day Recognition Despite Longstanding “Queen of Battle” Designation

Infantry Is Fine. Infantry Is Not Fine.

FORT BENNING, GA — The U.S. Army Infantry branch spent most of Mother’s Day weekend not saying anything, which sources familiar with the situation described as the loudest it has been in years.

The branch, which has held the official title of Queen of Battle since 1775, was not mentioned in a single Mother’s Day post, card, formation remarks, or social media acknowledgment by any element of the United States Army this weekend. No flowers were sent. No cake was provided. The Finance Corps received a cake.

When reached for comment Monday morning, an Infantry branch spokesperson said the branch had no statement at this time.

The branch had a statement. The branch was not ready to give it yet.


The weekend had started normally enough. Saturday passed without incident. Sunday morning, Infantry posted its standard content — a Soldier low-crawling through mud at 0500, no caption, no emoji, no shadow effect on the text — and returned to monitoring.

At 0917, Army Aviation posted a Mother’s Day graphic. Sunrise background. Soft lighting. A candle emoji. The phrase “To all the mothers who keep us flying.” Within forty minutes it had 4,200 likes and a comment thread that one witness described as emotional.

Infantry saw this at 0919.

By 1100, Infantry had scrolled past the Aviation post four times without liking it. By 1300 it had posted a second photo, this one a black and white image of a Soldier standing alone in the rain, no caption, no context, no explanation. Eleven people commented asking if everything was okay. Infantry did not respond to any of them.

At 1347, the Ordnance Corps posted a photograph of a wrench. Just a wrench. “Happy Mother’s Day from Ordnance.” It received 2,400 likes.

Infantry has not directly addressed the wrench post. Infantry thinks about the wrench post constantly.

“A wrench,” said one Infantry captain Monday morning, to nobody in particular, for the third time since Sunday. “They don’t even have a designation. They posted a wrench and got two thousand likes.”

He stared at the wall for a moment.

“We are the Queen of Battle,” he said.


By Sunday afternoon the mood across Infantry battalions had shifted in a way that sergeants described as hard to define but immediately recognizable to anyone who has served.

Sgt. First Class Devon Marsh, an 11B with three combat deployments and seventeen years of service, sat outside his barracks Sunday evening and said he was not upset.

“I’m not upset,” Marsh said.

He was asked to describe his current emotional state.

“I’m just sitting here,” he said. “Thinking about how we’ve been the Queen of Battle since before this country existed. Since 1775. Before the Constitution. Before any of this.” He gestured broadly at the installation. “We close with and destroy the enemy. That’s us. That’s what we do. And on the one day a year where being called a Queen might actually mean something —” He stopped.

He was asked to continue.

“The Finance Corps got funfetti,” he said.

Marsh confirmed he had not called his own mother. That was considered a separate issue.


Col. Raymond Stubbs of Field Artillery, the self-designated King of Battle and the person in the United States Army most qualified to comment on Infantry’s current disposition, was reached Sunday evening. He had just finished Mother’s Day dinner. He answered the phone, heard the question, and was quiet for a moment in the way of a man assembling patience he has assembled many times before.

“Every year,” Stubbs said. “Every single year. I want to be very clear that nobody forgot Infantry. You cannot forget Infantry. Infantry is the reason the rest of us have a job. Infantry has been here longer than the country has. Everyone knows this.”

He paused.

“But if you say that now, when she’s upset, it becomes a whole conversation about how you only said it because she’s upset and not because you actually meant it. And then that’s the issue. And then we’re not talking about Mother’s Day anymore, we’re talking about whether I mean it, and I do mean it, I have always meant it, but now I can’t say it.”

He was asked if he had posted anything for Infantry on Mother’s Day.

Silence.

“I was going to,” he said.

He was asked what happened.

“I got busy,” he said. “With my own Mother’s Day post. For Field Artillery.”

He was asked how many likes Field Artillery’s post received.

He said he didn’t remember.

He remembered.


The Infantry School at Fort Benning released a formal statement Sunday evening. It was four sentences. It noted that Infantry remains the decisive force on the battlefield, that its contributions are self-evident, and that the branch remains committed to the close fight. The fourth sentence said Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers everywhere.

It received 203 likes.

The Army Nurse Corps post received 11,000.

Maj. Gen. Thomas Alcott, Commandant of the Infantry School, addressed the situation Monday morning at staff call. He called Mother’s Day a logistical problem requiring a maneuver solution and said the branch needed to be more proactive about its own recognition.

A lieutenant colonel in the back raised his hand and noted that proactive self-recognition was, in fact, the opposite of what recognition means.

Alcott said that was a fair point and would be captured in future planning guidance.

Nobody wrote it down.

Capt. Lindsey Howell of the Signal Corps, who received a gift card from her battalion and had a good Sunday, said she was not aware Infantry had a formal title.

“Queen of Battle?” she said. “I genuinely thought that was a motivational poster thing.”

She was escorted from the interview.


At press time, Infantry branch had still not posted anything. It had not liked anything. It had not commented on anything. It had gone quiet in the specific way that everyone around it recognized as significantly worse than if it had just said something.

Col. Stubbs, reached again for a final comment, said he was planning to send something this week, once things settled down, just to acknowledge it.

He was told Infantry would know it was because of the article.

He said he was aware of that.

He said he was going to send it anyway.

Infantry has not confirmed it will accept the gesture. Sources inside the branch say it will accept the gesture but will remember this Mother’s Day specifically, individually, and by name, for as long as the branch exists, which given that it predates the Constitution, may be some time.

An informal survey of Infantry officers conducted Monday found that 94 percent could recall the exact like count on the Aviation post without being prompted.

The other 6 percent were lying.

Jody Backhome
Jody Backhomehttps://nojoenogo.com
Jody Backhome has been reporting on military culture since before you PCS'd. He wasn't there, but three people told him about it. Staff Correspondent, No Joe No Go.
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