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Space Force Confirms Weapons in Orbit, Orders 100 Percent Sensitive-Items Inventory Before Anyone Goes Home

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Air Force Opens Prenatal Recruiting Office After Learning Last KC-135 Pilot Has Not Been Born Yet

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VA Raises Electronic Health Record Budget to 48 Billion After Discovering Records Belong to Veterans

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Navy Tests New Uniform on 80 Sailors, Discovers the Human Body Was Not in Original Requirements

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Army Tethers New Drone to Ground, Immediately Reports First Zero-Loss Fielding in Modernization History

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Space Force Issues New Tin Foil Tactical Helmets to Increase Lethality

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Marine Corps Halts All Global Operations to Locate Single Missing $4.50 Plastic Canteen Cap

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Air Force Drone Pilot Awarded Purple Heart After Hotel Room AC Cuts Out For Forty-Two Minutes

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Marine Father Disqualified from Daddy-Daughter Art Night After Consuming Half the Supplies

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Marriage Counseling Session Derails After Veteran Refers to Arguments as “Training Opportunities”

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Navy Announces New Sleep Readiness Program, Immediately Schedules 0430 Brief About It

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U.S. Army Study Finds White Monster Leading Cause of Divorce Among Junior Enlisted Soldiers

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Field Artillery Organizational Day Canceled After Nobody Responds During Marco Polo

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Army Retires Maneuver Enhancement Brigade Over Premature Enhancement Issues

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Porta-John Recovered From Iraq Now on Permanent Display at the Louvre; Interior Artwork Described as Revolutionary

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U.S. Navy Renames Tomahawk Cruise Missile “The Karen” Following ACLU Complaint; Immediate Second Complaint Filed

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Infantry Branch Upset After Failing to Receive Mother’s Day Recognition Despite Longstanding “Queen of Battle” Designation

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